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Comedy 140 Character Punjabi sms

Girlfriend – Mai tuhadde har Letters nu

Stamp nu te

Tickets nu KISS Kardi si

Kyu ki Unha nu tusi

Apne Lips naal Chhua hoega

Boyfriend -Par Mai Ta Unha nu

Apne Kutte di vaag rhi Naak naal Gila Kar Ke

Chipkanda si.

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Ek Sarkari Dafttar de board te likha hoia Si

“ KRIPA KARKE SHOR NA KRO”.

Kisi ne usDE niche likh dita:

“Nai TA ASSI JAAG JAVANGE”.

Govt. Office Di  Jai

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1 vadia ja koi sandesh bhej dvo

Dosti da sacha updesh bhej dvo

Agar dosta to 1 SMS vi na ho sakke ta

Kisi BHIKHARI nu apna Mobile vech dvo

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Comedy sms Jokes In Punjabi

Loha Lohe nu Kaat da Hai,

Hira Hire Nu Kaat da Hai,

Tuhanu  vi  ik Din Kutta Kattega,

Kyuki

Kutta kisi nu vi kat sakda hai.

B positive yaaro.

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Jat Da ishq-

Taj mahal ki chiz aa,

Mai iddi badi imarat bnavaga,

Mumtaz ta mar ke dafan kiti si,

Mai tainu zinda dafan Kraga.

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Oh Vale Last word Kehre si jo American Soldiers ne  Osama Bin laden nu khe si ?

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Dhappa…

Funny 140 character Punjabi sms

OSAMA Nark vich  Yamraj nu bolia cal Kar Lu Pakistan?

Yam-Kar Lai.

OSAMA-Kina Bill Hoega?

Yam-Kuch nhi.

OSAMA-kyu ?

Yam-Nark to Nark Local call hai ,FREE Hai

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SANTAto  PANDIT-Tuhadde  sir te Choti q Hundi hai?

PANDIT-Is nal sadda  Dimag vich Vichar Aande ne

SANTA-Sala Idhar ta pura TATA-SKY Lagia Hai

Ta v kuch nhi aanda.

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Ajje  Sirf Good NIGHT kyuki Aaj mai pee li hai..

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. “SPRITE”

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“Islai Sidhi Baat No Bakwas…”

@@Gud NIGHT@@

 

Stupid and idiot vich ki farak hunda hai ?

Stupid eh sms par ke delete kar dvega.

Idiot is sms Joke nu forward kar dvega

Ha ha,hun tusi ki kroge?

 

Nafrat na kri kdde mere naal

Mai eh seh nhi pavaga

Bus 1 var keh dai ke zarurat nhi tere jive dost di

Teri  kasam tainu  pitai karan tere ghar dhor ke ayanga..

 

JO’ te’WO’ dono best friend si

1din ‘JO’ne 1 horror movie  dekhi te ‘WO’ Mar geya

hun bolo ‘WO’ Kidda mar geya.

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kyunki JO dar geya samjo WO mar geya

punjabi funny jokes

3 Rishteya Nu 3 Waqta Vich peh -chan lea janda hai

1- Aulaad Budhape vich

2- Dost Musibat vich  te

3- Girlfriend Garibi vich kina ku sath nibhande ne.

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