Very Funny Animal Jokes
Q: Why did cat go away to Minnesota?
A: To obtain a mini soda!
Q: Where do orcas hear song?
Q: Why did cow cross road?
A: To find to the udder side.
Q: What do you call a fish with no eye?
Q: What do you do if your lovely dog chews dictionary?
A: Get the words out of his mouth!
Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny?
A: A Cold dog on a bun.
Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water?
A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
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Animal Jokes For Kids
Q: Where do pests park their boats?
A: At hickory dickory dock.
Q: Where did sheep go away on vacation?
A: The baaaahamas
Q: What do you call the light-fingered alligator?
A: A crookodile
Q: What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?
A: A timepiece dog.
Q: What do you call a cow so as to eats your grass?
A: A lawn moo-er.
Q: What do you call that girl with a frog on her head?
Q: How does a dog end a video?
A: He presses the paws key.
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Animal Jokes Just For Kids Smile
Q: Why do cows go away to New York?
A: To see the moosicals!
Q: What do you identify lending money to a bison?
A: A buff-a-loan
Q: What is the snake’s preferred subject?
Q: What is the black ,white and lovely red all over?
A: A sun burnt penguin!
Q: Why does a dog wave backwards and forwards its tail?
A: Because there’s no one else to move from side to side it for him.
Q: What is a cat’s preferred movie?
A: The noise of Mew-sic!
Q: How do you formulate a goldfish old?
A: Take absent the g!
Q: Why did the lamb cross the street?
A: To get to baaaaarber shop!
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