Animal Jokes With Top 5 Elephant Jokes

Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they’d be aspirins!

Q: How do you get two Tarzans in the fridge?
A: You can’t, silly, there is only one Tarzan!

Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?

Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit card!

Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling!

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