Q: How do you get two Tarzans in the fridge?
A: You can’t, silly, there is only one Tarzan!
Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit card!
Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling!