There is a big room with four corners. In the first corner, you find Superman. 
In the second corner you find Batman. In the third corner you find Spider-man
And in the fourth corner you find a gorgeous, extremely intelligent,
100% natural blonde woman with a ultra-thin magazine-model figure.
In the center of the room there is a pot of gold.
Who gets to the pot of gold first?
A: None, because none of these characters exist.
