Once Blonde wife came house late at night from being out of town then silently opened the door to her bedroom.
From below the blanket she saw four legs instead of two.
She reached for baseball bat and started hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she’s done, she went to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she entered, she saw her husband there, was reading a magazine.
“Hi Darling,” he said, “Your parents have come to meet us,
so l let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say, ‘Hello’ to them?”