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Funny Jokes On Animal In Hindi, English, Punjabi Like Elephant Jokes, Jokes On Dog, Jokes On Ant, Monkey Jokes, Donkey Jokes, mouse Jokes

Animal Jokes For Kids

Very Funny Animal Jokes Q: Why did cat go away to Minnesota? A: To obtain a mini soda!   Q: Where do orcas hear song? A: Orca-stras! Q: Why did cow cross  road? A: To find to the udder side.   Q: What do you call a fish with no …

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Cat Animal Jokes In Hindi With Mouse On Party

एक पार्टी में चूहे ने चार पैग लगा लिये. बिल्ली: आज पार्टी ना होती तो मैं तुझे खा जाती. चूहा: चल रवाना हो जा, नहीं तो लोग कहेंगे कि दारू पी कर औरत को पीट दिया.

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Animal Jokes With Dog As A FBI Agent

A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says the personnel director, “you’ll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute.” Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 words per minute. “Also,” says the …

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Animal Jokes With Top 5 Elephant Jokes

Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled? A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they’d be aspirins! Q: How do you get two Tarzans in the fridge? A: You can’t, silly, there is only one Tarzan! Q: Why are elephants wrinkled? A: Have you ever tried to …

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Animal Rabbit Jokes And Funny Shopkeeper

A rabbit came into a shop and asked, “Got any carrots?” The seller answered, “No!” The next day the rabbit came again and asked, “Got any carrots?” The seller replied “No!” Next day the rabbit came and asked, “Got any carrots?” The seller shouted, “No! And if you come again …

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Animal Jokes With Lion And Two Funny Americans

Two American were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When asked why he is not running, another American tells: “Why should I be running? It is you who has thrown the sand …

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Funny Shayari In Hindi

चूहे को बिल्ली लगी गोरी दोनो मिलने लगे चोरी-चोरी चूहा बोला ओ री आ खेलें आँख मिचोली बिल्ली ने चूहे को खाया मरते मरते चूहा गुनगुनाया ना काली ना गोरी आई हेट लव स्टोरी!!

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Funny Jokes In Hindi Font With Lion And Crow

एक कौवे ने एक शेरनी को propose किया… तो वो बोली… पहले अपने आपको देख, अपनी शकल को देख… अपने शरीर को देख… कौवा बोला… यह सब छोड़, तू मेरे confidence को देख…!!!

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Funny Animal Short Jokes

Q: Why don’t lions like fast food? A: Because they can’t catch it! Q: Which scientist discovered the planet Leo 9? A: Lioness Pawling. Q: Why do lions always eat raw meat? A: Because they don’t know how to cook. Q: How much does a lion trainer have to know? …

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Funny Animal Dog Jokes

Two Dogs were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like hell. So the other asked, “Why are you crying?” The first one replied, “I came here for a blood test” Second one asked, “So, are you afraid?” First one replied, “No, not that. During the blood test …

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One Line Animal Jokes

Q: What’s a lion running a copy machine called? A: A copycat!   Q: What’s the difference between Simba and O.J.? A: One’s an African lion the other a lion African!   Q. Why did the lion loose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah   Q: …

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Funny Lion Animal Jokes

Two Lion (pilots) try to land an airplane in the United States. They start descending and as they touch the ground the pilot screamed “The runway is ending!”. The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air. They make a big turn and start descending again. The …

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