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Funny Jokes On Animal In Hindi, English, Punjabi Like Elephant Jokes, Jokes On Dog, Jokes On Ant, Monkey Jokes, Donkey Jokes, mouse Jokes

Long Jokes On Chicken In English

A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, ‘Buk Buk BUK.’ The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them…and the chickens leave shortly thereafter. Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite vexed …

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Funny Jokes On Intelligent Monkey In English

Once a plane crashed somewhere in the mountains, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was enough to understand English and reply. The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey. Officer: “When the plane …

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Parrot Jokes In Hindi

Ek baar ek Totaa (Bole to Parrot) Ud raha tha full speed par. Uske saamne achanak full speed mein ek Ferrari aa rahi thi, dono ki takkar hui… Totaa behosh hoga ya, raste mein ek bhikari tha usne Totaa ko uthaya aur ghar le gaya. Usko marham lagaya aur pinjare …

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Long English Jokes On Duck

A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?“ The bartender confused, tells the duck that no, his bar doesn’t serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and says, “Got any grapes?” Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar …

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Jokes On Horse And A Dog In English

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. “In the last 15 races, I’ve won 8 of them!” Another horse breaks in, “Well in the last 27 races, I’ve won 19!!” “Oh that’s good, but in the last 36 races, I’ve …

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Animal Jokes For Kids

Very Funny Animal Jokes Q: Why did cat go away to Minnesota? A: To obtain a mini soda!   Q: Where do orcas hear song? A: Orca-stras! Q: Why did cow cross  road? A: To find to the udder side.   Q: What do you call a fish with no …

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Cat Animal Jokes In Hindi With Mouse On Party

एक पार्टी में चूहे ने चार पैग लगा लिये. बिल्ली: आज पार्टी ना होती तो मैं तुझे खा जाती. चूहा: चल रवाना हो जा, नहीं तो लोग कहेंगे कि दारू पी कर औरत को पीट दिया.

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Animal Jokes With Dog As A FBI Agent

A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says the personnel director, “you’ll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute.” Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 words per minute. “Also,” says the …

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