Blonde Jokes

Once Blonde wife came house late at night from being out of town then silently opened the door to her bedroom. From below the blanket she saw four legs instead of two. She reached for baseball bat and started hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she’s done, …

Dumb Blonde Jokes A blonde woman strode heatedly into the big store and slapped a package on the oppose, and loudly expressed her displeasure.  The clerk asked, “What’s the difficulty?  Wouldn’t your cat eat them?”   The woman’s eyes got very big, and she whispered, “Do you signify to tell me …

A man to her Blonde girlfriend :- Man : Dear I just forgot my wallet in home, Can you give me $500/- just for half an hour, Blonde : Gave $5 and say true friend always help each other, Now get a taxi and come back with your wallet.

Introduction About Blonde Jokes :-There is a class of jokes called “blonde jokes” so as to employs the dumb blonde typecast. It overlaps at period with the jokes that usually represent the subject of the joke as immoral or stupid. Blonde jokes have been displayed as sexist character by several …

One day Blonde make a tattoo of  British Flag on her lips And Went to see a match. Suddenly A boy came and Kiss her lips and say I am loving England! “Blonde Shocked, Boy Rocked”

One Day Blonde Went For Exam! She Didn’t know any Answer, She just put lines just like this ///////////////////// And Wrote Scratch AT Here To Know The Answer  

Blonde : Goes to Astrologer And show her hand. Astrologer : Your will be the good student, And Good Hard worker as well. Blonde : Shut your mouth, I am doing hard working for past 4 years in a same class, Now  just tell me when I will pass?    

One Day Blonde Bought two ton (Watt)Air conditioner, After reached at home, she started cry. Her friend asked why you are weeping ? Blonde Reply : I bought two ton A/c And when I weight on my own machine its just 30 kg

Blonde wants to transfer the songs in to her mobile Phone. Shopkeeper : Do you have Memory Card ? Blonde : No But I have My Voter Card.

One day A thief steal Blonde’s Mobile. After 2 minutes….. Blonde Laugh Loudly, A girl asked ! Why are you laughing for lost of your mobile, Because that thief forgot charger of my mobile.

Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A. They’re both empty from the neck up!

Q – What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? A – Pull the pin and through it right back.