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MERRY CHRISTMAS Messages

Memories of moments celebrated together……. Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever……. Make me Miss You even more this Christmas. Hope this Christmas brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you! MERRY CHRISTMAS

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Christmas Jokes Funny Collection

What do wild animals sing at Christmastime? Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way! What’s the favourite Christmas Carol of new parents? Silent Night! Where do mistletoe go to become famous? “Holly” wood! What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light? You light me up! A …

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Kids Christmas Jokes Collection

Q. What is green, white, and red all over? A. A sunburnt elf Q. What do Santa’s elves learn in the North Pole school? A. The Elfabet Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A. Snowflakes Q. What does Santa do in his garden? A. Hoe Hoe Hoe! Q. What …

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Christmas Jokes For Children

Q. Who gives presents and bites? A. Santa Jaws (Thanks Daisy S from the UK!) Q. Who is Santa’s singing elf? A. Carol Q. What’s Santa’s dog called? A. Santa Paws Q. What’s black white and red all over? A. Santa in chimney soot (Thanks Hannah Hall!) Q. Which elf …

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Christmas Short Jokes

What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor? Ribbon Hood! What comes at the end of Christmas Day? The letter “Y”! What do angry mice send to each other in December? Cross mouse cards! What’s the difference between the …

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Christmas Jokes On Two Young Boys

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. “I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE… I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO… I PRAY FOR …

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Santa Jokes On Christmas Special

When Santa is on the beach what do the elf’s call him? Sandy Claus What do you call Santa’s-father’s-sister? Auntie Claus What do you call Santa’s annual barn dance? A Ho, Ho, Ho Down! What does Santa write on his Christmas cards? ABCDEFGHIJK_ MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L , No-L)! What did Mary …

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Christmas Jokes On Funny Child

As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what would you like for Christmas?” The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: “Didn’t you get my E-mail?”

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Merry Christmas Jokes

Your Eggnog’s Too Strong If you see a fat man … Who’s jolly and cute, wearing a beard and a red flannel suit, and if he is chuckling and laughing away, while flying around in a miniature sleigh with eight tiny reindeer to pull him along, then lets face it… …

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Funny Christmas Jokes Kids Collection

How do Chihuahua’s say Merry Christmas? Fleas Navidog! What’s the best thing to put into Christmas dinner? Your teeth! Why should Christmas dinner always be well done? So you can say “Merry Crispness”! Knock Knock. Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas! A definition of Christmas: The time when everyone …

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Christmas Jokes For Kids Special

Sarah and her thirteen-year-old sister had been fighting a lot this year. This happens when you combine a headstrong two-year-old, who is sure she is always right, with a young adolescent. Sarah’s parents, trying to take advantage of her newfound interest in Santa Claus, reminded the two-year-old that Santa was …

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