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Funny Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes With Funny Patient A man to the doctor: Is there some medicine for extended life..? Doctor: Just Get married..!! Man: Will it help me ? Doctor: No, except it will keep away from such thoughts!!   Doctors later than Operation plus Students later than Exam Both tell the …

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Funny Doctor Patient Jokes In English

A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.” The doctor asks, “What do you mean?” The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.” The doctor …

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Hindi Doctor Jokes

एक बूढ़ा आदमी डॉक्टर के पास गया और बोला : मेरे पास पैसे नहीं हैं , मेरा इलाज कर दीजिए, आपकी जरूरत पड़ने पर मैं आपका काम फ्री में कर दूंगा।] डॉक्टर ने उसका इलाज करके पूछा : बाबा , आप काम क्या करते हैं। बाबा: बेटा मैं कब्र खोदता …

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Doctor Jokes In Hindi Font

एक डॉक्टर एक आदमी के पीछे भाग रहा था. रास्ते में डॉक्टर के किसी पहचानवाले ने पूछा “क्या हुआ डॉक्टर साहब, उसके पीछे क्यों भाग रहे हो ?” हाँफते हुए डॉक्टर साहब बोले – “चार बार ऐसा हो चुका है…. साला दिमाग का ऑपरेशन कराने आता है और बाल कटवाकर …

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Doctor Jokes In English

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor. Pappu: Oh Yessss!!! (Jumping in Joy) Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you? Pappu: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb? Doctor: Then why are you so happy as you have this serious disease? Pappu: …

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American Doctor Jokes With Funny Women

A woman visited a American Doctor. Woman: Doctor, I have a problem. I am… Doctor: I know your problem. You always dream that you have become a horse, right? Woman: How do you know?! Doctor: Your pony tail hair style.

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Funny Patient Jokes

A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it. Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out. Patient: I wanna second opinion. Doctor: Okay, you’re ugly, too.

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Jokes With Doctor Patient And Sheep

A man needing a heart transplant is told be his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants thet sheep’s heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup. The doctor …

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Doctor Patient Jokes

Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didnt the new glasses help? Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer.

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