Jokes In Hindi

A girl came late to class. Professor– y r u late?? Girl–sir, ek ldka mera pechha kr reha tha.. Prof– to late kaise ho gye?? Gal– sir ldka bht slow chl rha tha.. Hehehehe

Teacher 2 student: beta answer sheet par sbse pehle kya likhna chahiye… Student: yahi k is sheet par likhe gye answer kalpanik hai jinka kisi b book se koi sambandh nahi hai…………….

laalu ki nayi innova car k piche likha thha…. “saawan ko aane do” sardar ne piche se truck la kar thok diya… truck k piche likha thha.”aaya saawan jhoom ke”…………..

Dad:- beta is baar 80% marks le k vekha.. Son:- is baar 100% le k vekhava ga…. Dad;-  mzak matt kar…. Son:-  pehla kis ne shru keeta c……….

Nurse–  mubarak ho aap ke ghar beta paida hua hai… Santa: waah!! kya technology hai !!! Meri biwi hospital mein hai or bacha mere ghar paida hua hai…………..

1 student university ki toilet mein gya… jab andar jaakar seat pe betha to sahmne likha hua thha…………. abe itna zor study pe lagaata to first aa jaata…………..

BAHU-  maaji yeh abhi tak nhi aaye, kahi koi doosri ladki…………? SAAS-  arey kalmuhi tu hamesha ulta q sochti hai..? ho sakta a kisi truck k neeche aa gya ho……..!!!!!!!!

Aati Thi Jaathi Thi Hansti Thi, hansati thi Bhagati Thi, Bhagaati Thi Bolti Thi, Bulwati Thi Per aaj pata chala ki vah mujhe Rakhi bandhna chahti thi!

Yu To hai hum Brahmchari Per ladki Dikhi to Aankh mari Pat gai to Hamari varna…… Rakhi ki hai taiyaari

Vo Cham Cham Karti I , Mai Gate Par Khara Tha Vo Rakhi Bandh Kar Chali Gai Mai Sindhoor LeKar Khara Tha

Usane hathon pe mahendi laga rakhi thi, Humne usaki doli saja rakhi thi, Hume pata tha wo bewafa nikalegi, Isliye humne usaki bahen bhi pata rakhi thi.

Rahul G :- Mom Apki Wjah Sey Meri Shaad! Nhi Ho Rhi, Son!a G :- Vo Kaise ?? Rahul G :- Hr Traf Likha Ha! Son!a J! Ko ,,,,,,, :”:”:”:”:”: BAHU+MAT DO :”:”:”:”:”:

Santa :- Yar, S!r Ka Msg Aya Ha! K! Aaj Xtra Class Hog! Kya Kru,,,,, Banta:- ‘Message Send!ng Fa!l’,,,,, :”:”:”:”:”: L!kh K Bhej Dey :”:”:”:”:”:  

Sahab:- Tum Bathrum Mein Kyon Ghush Aaye, Kiya Tumhe Pata Nahi Tha Ki Mein Nhaa Rhaa Hu ? Naukar: Sahab Galtee Ho Gai, Meine Smjhaa Ki Begum Sahiba Nha Rhin Hein……….

Indian Women : Mujhey Merey Pati Sey Tlaq Chahiye.. Wakil : Mgar Vo Tho Kbaddi Champion H, Yhi Tho Problem H, Kmina Sirf Haath Lga Kr Bhaag Jaata H………