Jokes In English

American boy giving an interview 4 admission in school. Madam asks who is ur father..? Ta fata fata his mother says……… Plz ask simple question………….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

Girls not remain without boys.. How?? Fe(male)-male Wo(man)-man S(he)-he So dont try to be alone.

Girl Demanded for Ice Cream Boy Purchased It Girl: Thank U Boy: Sirf Thank U Girl: U Want Kiss Na? Boy: Arrey Romance Ki Bhuki, Aadhi Icecream De.

What is similarity B/W petrol & girl? 1. Both hot 2. Both explosive 3. Both dangerous when you kept in open!

Once a day In the bath room, One boy touches a girl very smoothly everywhere! Don’t You Know that boy ? Guess …… It’s our Lifeboy Soap! Don’t always think dirty things.

Santa on phone: Doctor sahib , come fast my wife is pergnant and She has too much pain right now. Doctor: Is this her 1st child ? Santa: No doctor, I am her husband SANTA speaking!

What is the example of both Good luck & Bad Luck? Answer by naughty boy :- when wind blow and girl’s skirt high (called Good luck) but at same time Dust falls in to boy’s eyes (Called Bad luck)

3 Dangerous FEELINGS:- what is the difer between stress,tension and panic? Stress – when wife 3rd time pregnant, Tension – when girlfriend 1st time pregnant, Panic – when both pregnant at sa`me time.

Bring her home.. Keep ur hand in her neck Catch her by waist… Put your lips on her lips and have a …   ….COKACOLA……….. DRINK

He came at mid night, explored my beautiful body, got on the top of me, touched me very sweetly , he bit me, sucked me , swalowd, when he felt satisfy. he left me , i was hurt badly, . . . BLOODY…….. MOSQUITO !!!!

A girl goes to teacher cabin and say Sir, i will do anything with u for pass the exams and Teacher says ok now open your . . . . . . Books & Study

Some time we see some most interesting lines written on front of T-shirt of girls, . . . . . . . Excuse me Mr! My beautiful face is above…

In a party one lady want to go to toilet, so she asked with a sardar bhai saab susu karne ki jagah dikhage? Sardar reply u naughty pehle app dikhao.

Can we do romance today? I am in VERY good mood:) Just little bit of biting & kissing Reply me FAST, your’s Lovly Mosquito.

What will the advertisement way for Petrol in the Year 2021? Buy 20 liter Petrol And Get one Tata Nano free free free ….So Hurry