Santa: I love you! Girl: Phurrrr… Santa: I’ll even die for you. Girl: Phurrrr… Santa: I can’t live without you. Girl: Phurrrr… Santa: I even bought a diamond ring for you. Girl: Really? Santa: Phurrrrr…

Wife  in pretty upset tone, “Why do you go out on balcony every time I sing? Don’t you like to listen to me?” Santa: No Dear “I just want to show our  neighbours that I’m not beating my wife.”

Santa was late home from work one night. Jeeto said to her mother-in-law – “I’m sure he’s having an affair”, Mother-in-law Said “Why do you every time think the worst?”. “Maybe he’s just been in an accident.”  

Santa and Banta pass away out to dine then ordered 2 drinks. They then took their sandwiches after their lunch boxes besides started to eat. Seeing this, the waiter told them, “Apologetic, but you can’t eat your personal sandwiches in here!” Santa Banta looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders, then exchanged their sandwiches.

In this morning, I don’t eat b,coz I think of you; In this afternoon, I don’t eat b.coz I think of you; In this evening, I don’t eat b.coz I think of you; At night, I can’t sleep b.coz I am hungry!

Maths Teach ask Pappu, “If both of your parentages were born in the year 1969, How old they say they are now?” Pappu: That depends. Teacher: Depends on what? Pappu: Whether you’re inquiring my father or my mother!

Santa: I am only one in my family who drinks, which is great. Banta: How is it great? Santa: B.coz to me, they’re all potential liver donors!

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Man : A man goes to police station and say some one continue insulting me on phone! Police : What did he say on phone ? Man : They always say to pay your bill otherwise we disconnect the connection.

Jokes Of Husband Wife In Court Wife to Judge :Sir,  I want to divorce from this man! Judge : But tell me the reason for divorce ? Wife : My husband is not reliable, Just see my three kids not a single kid resemble like him. Husband Wife Funny Idea : Husband : At his last… Read More »

Teacher : Tell me which people are miser ? Student : Sir, Miser are those people who never reply a person after sending 100 sms. Teacher : Very Good, Now give me an example…. Student : Your Daughter.  

Daughter : Mama today a boy kissed on my left side face, Mother : Did you slap him? Daughter : No mama actually suddenly I just remember Gandhi ji’s thoughts! And I offered him, my right side for kiss.

A mosquito baby starts flying first time, When he return home his father asked hows you experience my son? Baby Mosquito reply feel very proud  papa, Where ever I went people start clapping to see me.

One Girl And One Boy went for an Interview, Girl selected but boy rejected for the same reason, Guess…….. Both had remain opened there first 2 buttons of shirt at front of CEO

Teacher : Just see the legs of this bird and tell me which bird is this ? Teacher to sardar student, you tell me ? Sardar Student : Sir I don’t know ! Teacher : You failed,  what is your name ? Sardar : Now you just see my legs and tell my name ?… Read More »