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A old man sit in the office at 13th floor. He saw a man (Banta) came running. Banta shout : “Rama Nandan, your daughter Rimpy is injured in an accident, come fast. Not understand anything to do, the old man jump from the window of his office  in the panic to …

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Jokes In English On Pandit And Sardar Ji

Once a day Pandit ji & Sardar Ji plan to go Gandhi Indian Stadium. Pandit ji : Why all these people run? Sardar ji: My dear friend it’s  a race, the only winner will get the prize. Pandit ji: Very strange, If only winner will get prize , then why are these others …

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Very Funny Jokes On Lalu And Rabri

Once a time , two desi famous lovers – Lalu & Rabri. They loved each other very much but because of some family problem, they planned to Suicide. 1st Lalu jumped. Now the turn was Rabri’s. Rabri devi close her eyes, and return back to her home , saying lalu …

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Jokes In English On Husband Wife

Husband to his wife : If I die, will you remarry? Wife: No! dear , I will manage and stay with my sister. Now Wife asked : But if I die ,what will you do about remarry? Husband Smiles : No my dear , I will also manage with your …

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English SMS Jokes

Once a time a Pandit sent a SMS : to his pregnant wife . After some time he received a report from his mobile and he starts dance. The report was: “Delivered”(sms)  

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English Jokes On Women Behavior

First Sardar ji to other Sardar Ji: You know , What is the fastest communication method ? Second Sardar :  Tell-a-woman And if you need more fastest way of communication , so just tell – Tell her “I am telling you but please be sure that do not tell this to …

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Jokes In English On Mouse And Elephant

Once a day, A mouse dance and enjoy in the Lion’s Wedding. An Elephant looked him and got surprised to see him. He asked: Hey Mouse Buddy , Why you dance & enjoy very much? Mouse Smiles and said Mr Elephant ji : You don’t know this , but before …

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Very Funny English Jokes On Laloo

One day Laloo ji  was writing a letter very slowly. His wife came and said EH JI , Why you are writing soooo  slowly slowly? Laloo Smiles : I am writing for a letter for my 4th number son (5 years old kid) Jhurlu, he can not read very fast .

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English Jokes On Funny Waiter and Customer

Customer : To waiter , everyday you charged from me ,for a cup of tea. How wonderful for me if you do not charge money today . Waiter Said : Sir, everyday you drink tea with a filled cup. How wonderful for me if you drink today from an empty …

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Jokes in English On Funny Doctor

Patient to Doctor : Doctor are you sure that I am suffering with pneumonia ? Once a time doctor was treating a patient from pneumonia disease at that time patient died with typhus. Funny Doctor: Need not worry, it will not happen with you. If this time , I treat …

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Jokes In English For SMS On Santa

Santa bought a ticket for Rs50/- and won the lottery of 50 lacks . He went to the agent to claim on it. Santa Said: I want my Rs50 lacks . Lottery Agent Said : We can give you 5 lacks today and the pending amount will give you in …

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Funny Jokes in English On Banta Doctor And Pandit Ji

Banta doctor and Pundit loves with a  same girl. Pundit ji start their love story with the help of an Apple . He give a apple to girl everyday. Sardar Doctor : asked Pandit ji  WHY you do this  ?? Pundit Said: Sardar ji you know that a apple in …

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English Jokes on Laloo and Sardar Ji

Sardar Ji : laloo Sir I saw that your friend was kissing to your wife at your home . Laloo reached his home angrily. After half 2 hour , Laloo came to Sardar ji and slapped him and said you fool, he was not my friend .  

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