Teacher : If your father take loan of Rs 500/- @10% Interest Then after 1 year How much they will return? Student : Nothing. Teacher : You don’t know Maths Student : Sir I know Maths but you don’t know my Father, He always take Loan as a God Gift. Continue reading → Wife : Darling just tell me , How much you love me Husband : Veryyyyyyyyyyyyy much Wife : Just tell me in detail pls Husband: I Love you so much so I just wish for one more wife just like sweet as you Continue reading → If you marry with one girl She always will fight with you But If you will marry with two girls They will fight 4 you So Always Marry with 2 girls to keep healthy and happy Continue reading → 
Santa : Darling just tell me If I will win lottery then what you will do ? Wife : I will take 50% and leave you Santa : Ok just take this Rs50/- and get out from my house Continue reading → 
Boy To Girl Today After 12:00 Pm Girl: Oh mmmm …………… Boy : There will be 1 Am Continue reading → Wife : Darling Just pack the bags, I have won lottery of 2 cores Husband : Darling, Just tell me shall I pack winter or summer cloths Wife : Just pack whatever you like and get out from this house Continue reading → 
Once A boy said I love You to Girl . . Girl Agree and Gave Her number Moral : Always Try Again and again You Definitely receive one thing :- Slap Or Number Continue reading → Owner To Servant : Owner: You already took holidays 4 times to say about your Grandfather Death Servant: But sir this time I have to go for my Grandmother marriage Continue reading → 
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.” The doctor asks, “What do you mean?” The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.” The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong [...] Continue reading → A Professor explained Marketing to BUSINESS students. 1. You see gorgeous girl in party, U go to her & say I am rich marry me. That’s “Direct Marketing”. 2. U attend party & Ur friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her. He’ is very rich, marry him That’s “ Adverting”. 3.girl walks to u & says u rich, can u marry me? “That’s [...] Continue reading → If a vegetarian eats vegetables What the heck does a humanitarian eat!? Why do people recite at a play Yet play at a recital? Park on driveways and Drive on parkways Continue reading → Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, “I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the [...] Continue reading → A family was driving along the road with twelve turkeys in the back seat gobbling out the window when a police officer stops the car and says: “You guys can’t drive around here with wild turkeys in your car, so you should take them to the zoo, today. The family agrees and they head off [...] Continue reading → Husband : (came from office ) Darling I’m tired should need a cup of coffee. Wife: O sure sweetheart! Kitchen is beside you, but plz make its strong and sugar should be less ! Continue reading → A lecturer delivering a talk on the demoralizing effect of legal seperation said, “Love is a quest; The proposal a request; The giving in marriage a bequest; The actual marriage, a conquest.” Continue reading →