Law of Conservation of Rajni All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did… Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating? Ans: Dosa… mind it!!!
Category Archives: Jokes In English
Rajnikanth’s next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors survive. Rajni swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and… The Titanic in the other
Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi? Girl: Tameez se baat karo. Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi?
Once upon a time Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to getstrong teeth Today that powder is known as “AMBUJA CEMENT”
Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl. After 1 year of tough life with her, Finally … He got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law: “Your Product is Not According To My Requirements” The smart Father-in-Law replied: 1 year Warranty expired. Company is not responsible…
Rajnikant started college. All students were confused While taking admission because name of college Is “Rajnikant’s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce”.
Santa – My Wife Died Yesterday. I’m Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out, What To Do? Banta – No Problem. Just Imagine She Came Back !
American: In our country , Marriage even takes place with email. Santa: In India, it is only with a female!!
Two Friends Meet After A Long Time And Taking About Their Kids One Friend : I have a Perfect Son Friend2: Does he smoke? Friend 1: No, he doesn’t. Freind2: Does he drink whiskey? Friend 1: No, he doesn’t. Freind2 Does he ever come home late? Friend 1: No, he doesn’t. Freind2: I guess you really… Read More »
Boy to a careless girl: I Love u ! Girl: Ha Ha Boy: I will die for u !! Girl: Ha Ha ha Boy: I will buy a diamond ring for u Girl: Awww.. really!! Promise ???? . . . . . . . . Boy: HaHa Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
Patient : Doctor, You have given Two Prescriptions.! Doctor : Yes, This one is to make You Feel Better And the other one to make the Drug Company Feel Better.
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What’s the very bad news? Doctor: I’ve been… Read More »
An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking them over out,… Read More »
The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: “I’m afraid we’re going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you.” “Well, if it’s just because of them, I’d rather pay for them if you just leave me alone.”
A American Man : Doctor, my son is having a problem. He plugged up his ear and nose with chilies. Now he is screaming. Doctor: That means he is not eating properly.