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Long Jokes On Chicken In English

A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, ‘Buk Buk BUK.’ The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them…and the chickens leave shortly thereafter. Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite vexed …

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Funny Jokes On Intelligent Monkey In English

Once a plane crashed somewhere in the mountains, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was enough to understand English and reply. The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey. Officer: “When the plane …

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Parrot Jokes In Hindi

Ek baar ek Totaa (Bole to Parrot) Ud raha tha full speed par. Uske saamne achanak full speed mein ek Ferrari aa rahi thi, dono ki takkar hui… Totaa behosh hoga ya, raste mein ek bhikari tha usne Totaa ko uthaya aur ghar le gaya. Usko marham lagaya aur pinjare …

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Long English Jokes On Duck

A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?“ The bartender confused, tells the duck that no, his bar doesn’t serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and says, “Got any grapes?” Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar …

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Jokes On Horse And A Dog In English

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. “In the last 15 races, I’ve won 8 of them!” Another horse breaks in, “Well in the last 27 races, I’ve won 19!!” “Oh that’s good, but in the last 36 races, I’ve …

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Papa Jokes In Punjabi Font

ਪਾਪਾ ਬੇਟੀ ਸੇ:- ਬੇਟੀ ਪਹਲੇ ਤੋ ਤੁਮ ਮੁਜੇ ਪਾਪਾ ਕਹਤੀ ਥੀ,   ਲੇਕਿਨ ab ਤੁਮ ਮੁਜੇ ਡੈਡ ਕਹਤੀ ਹੋ….? ਬੇਟੀ:- ਉਹ ਹੋ, ਡੈਡ, ਪਾਪਾ ਕਹਨੇ ਸੇ ਲਿਪਸਟਿਕ khਰਾਬ ਹੋ   ਜਾਤੀ ਏ…………

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Funny Punjabi Jokes

Ik war ik bnda ndi ch gir janda ae.. oh rabb nu ardaas krda aa–rabbe mainu bcha la, main tainu chawl(rice) chrawanga.. Rabb ne usnu bahar kadh ditta.. Rahr nikl k edhar udhar jehe dekh k ehnda — lai kehre chaul???????????? Rabb ohnu fer ndi ch sutt dinda ae.. Rnda …

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