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Funny Husband Wife Long Jokes

A woman came home one day and told her husband Honey, the car won’t start, but I know what the problem is. Her husband asked her what it was and she told him it had water in the injectors. The husband thought for a moment, then said: I don’t mean …

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Doctor Jokes About A Women Wake up After Coma

A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, “Ma’am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. …

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Doctor And Mental Patient Long Jokes

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled …

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Christmas Jokes For Kids Special

Sarah and her thirteen-year-old sister had been fighting a lot this year. This happens when you combine a headstrong two-year-old, who is sure she is always right, with a young adolescent. Sarah’s parents, trying to take advantage of her newfound interest in Santa Claus, reminded the two-year-old that Santa was …

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Christmas Jokes – A New Contract For Santa Has Finally Been Negotiated

CHANGING CHRISTMAS: A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated. . . Please read the following carefully: I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my …

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Exam And Students Jokes

Question: “How to kill an ant?” Asked in an exam for 10 marks! Student: Mix chilli powder with sugar, & Keep it outside the ant’s hole After eating, ant will search for some water near a water tank. Push ant in to it! Now ant will go to dry itself …

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Exam Jokes In English

The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: “Give four advantages of breast milk.” What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping forthe best: 1. No need to …

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Long Exam Jokes About Marks

Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade their final exams: Dept Of Statistics: All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve. Dept Of Psychology: Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor …

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Funny Kid, Mother And Bus Conductor Jokes In Hindi Font

एक महिला और उसका बेटा बस स्टॉप पर खड़े बस का इंतज़ार कर रहे थे और माँ अपने बेटे से कहती है,” बेटा अगर बस में कंडक्टर तुमसे तुम्हारी उम्र पूछे तो कहना कि तुम पांच साल के हो! इससे तुम्हारा किराया माफ़ हो जाएगा और तुम बस में निशुल्क …

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Jokes On American Girl

A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little American girl next door. The American little girl is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. She is wearing a fireman’s hat and has the wagon tied …

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