Man: BABA JI itne interview dene jata hu, koi bhi paas nahi ho raha hu, babaji kuch kripa karo. Baba: interview dene kis se jate ho? Man: baba ji bike se? Baba: koinsi bike se? Man: pulser se… Baba: hero honda se jaya karo, kripa aayengi Man : Baba Hero Honda Se kyu ? Baba… Read More »

Nirmal Baba : Kya karte ho Bhakt : Kuch nahi karta hun Nirmal Baba : ghar me mehndi hai Bhakt : haan hai Nirmal Baba : Lagate ho Bhakt : Haan roz lagata hun Nirmal Baba : accha santara (orange) khate ho Bhakt : haan baba, roz khata hun subah shaan Nirmal Baba : Surya… Read More »

Superman: baba ji bada pareshan hu, Aaj kal me udne me bahot thak jata hu Nirmal Baba: chaddi kab badli thi? Superman: ek hafte pehle badli thi Baba: din me ya raat me? Superman: Din me Baba: har roj sham ko badla karo kripa hogi.

Bhakt :- Baba meri Car 10 ki Average de rhi hai Kya kru ? Baba :- Kabhi Petrol daan kiya hai ? Bhakt :- Nai baba . Baba :- Har Saturday ko aashiqo ko petrol daan dena shuru kardo, Kirpa apne aap shuru ho jaegi. Bhakt :- Par baba mai unhe kaise dhundu? Baba :-  JokesFb… Read More »

Bhakt :- Baba mai Khush nai rehta kya kru ? Baba :- JofesFb website par jate ho ? Bhakt :- Haan Baba Jata Hu par kabhi kabhi . Baba :- Kabhi Jokes Ko ja pictures ko like kiya hai Facebook ke liye ,so that others can see your jokes and feel happy ? Bhakt :-… Read More »

Bhakt : Baba Ji,mera kaam thik nahi chal rha, pareshan rehta hu Nirmal Baba : Beta Samose khate ho Bhakt : Ji Baba.. Nirmal Baba : Hari ya Laal chatni se? Bhakt : Laal chatni se Baba Nirmal Baba : Hari chatni se shuru kar do kaam ban jaayga.. Baba Niraml Rocks.. Sare Bhagwaan Shocked

Pretty Zinta : Baba Ji meri IPL Team hamesha haar kyu jati hai? Nirmal Baba: jhappiyan deti ho na players ko? Preety Zinta: haan ji baba Nirmal Baba: Aab kal se apne players ko dene ki jggah apni opposite team ko dena shuru kardo, Kripa shuru ho jaegi.

Baba :Mujhe aisa ilm Sikhado k mujhe har baat pehle Se pata chal jaye Baba uski tango par apna hath pharne lgga, Larki- Baba Ji-Aap mujhe pyar karne k chakkr mai ho Baba-Dekha le tujhey ilm hona shuru bhi ho gaya.