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One Line Animal Jokes

Q: What’s a lion running a copy machine called? A: A copycat!   Q: What’s the difference between Simba and O.J.? A: One’s an African lion the other a lion African!   Q. Why did the lion loose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah   Q: …

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Top 20 Chuck Norris Short Jokes

1.Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer 2.Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. 3.It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage. 4.Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. 5.When Chuck Norris does …

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