Students Jokes In English A student didn’t understand with what to do so he grab a coin flip it in to the air and said if Head comes I watch movie, If Tail I go to sleep and if it stands on edge I’ll study! CHANGING EXAM PATTERN Year 1996 : Answer all the following [...] Continue reading → 
Teacher Student Jokes Teacher : Who was born in year 1869 ? Student : Gandhi Ji Born Teacher : And What happened at 1879 ? Student : Gandhi Ji was ten years old. Pappu di ho gai master ji naal ladai… Master ne kiti pappu di khub pitai… Pappu da garam ho gea khoon. [...] Continue reading → 
Teacher : Tell me which people are miser ? Student : Sir, Miser are those people who never reply a person after sending 100 sms. Teacher : Very Good, Now give me an example…. Student : Your Daughter. Continue reading → 
Teacher : Just see the legs of this bird and tell me which bird is this ? Teacher to sardar student, you tell me ? Sardar Student : Sir I don’t know ! Teacher : You failed, what is your name ? Sardar : Now you just see my legs and tell my name ? [...] Continue reading → 
One hand on writing implement, Other on mobile phone, One ear on speech, Other on rumour, One eye on panel, Other on Girl friend, That’s the reason students always say Life Is Easy? But We Are Always Busy.. Continue reading → 
Teacher : Students, Translate this sentence in to Hindi. Teacher : Beautiful girl walking in garden. Santa : Ohe Patakka ! Continue reading → 
Teacher : Tusi us bande nu ki khoge, Jo na sun sakda hai na bol sakda hai ? Student : Jo marji keh lvo oh kehra kuch sun sakda hai. Continue reading → Teacher : Pichle saal Koi kor kuri naal, Is saal kisse hor kuri naal eh maajra ki hai bhai ? Student : Syllabus Changed Madam Ji Continue reading → Old Lady Teacher : Boys now its your turn just tell me which tense is this ? Teacher : I am Very Beautiful Boys Students : Teacher this is past tense. Continue reading → Teacher : Just tell me What is Newton law with example, Student : Sir the best example is Whenever I open my books, My eyes will automatic close Continue reading → Teacher : John, Today you late again, John : Teacher I was Just dreaming that I was playing football And my game went late because of heavy rain in playground Continue reading → Teacher: Why you absent yesterday? Student: I had some work at home. Teacher : Oh I see …. Student : No no teacher bus program hi bnna tha par oh i nhi Continue reading → Teacher : If your father take loan of Rs 500/- @10% Interest Then after 1 year How much they will return? Student : Nothing. Teacher : You don’t know Maths Student : Sir I know Maths but you don’t know my Father, He always take Loan as a God Gift. Continue reading → 
एक टीचर चुंबन का विरोध करते हुए बच्चो को समझा रहा था टीचर:- “जब कोई लड़की किसी लड़के को किस करती है तो वो अपने मुँह से दूसरे के मुँह में 40,000 कीटाणु ट्रान्स्फर करती है और इसका कोई इलाज नही है.” सब बच्चे खामोश हो गये और डर गये, पर पप्पू बोला :- “सर, [...] Continue reading →