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Teacher To Funny American Student

Teacher : Tell me “M” stands for what? Student Kid : “M” for mother. Teacher : Very Good. Teacher : Now tell me “W” foR ? Student : Taking so much time. Teacher : What are you thinking? Kid : Miss, I just wonder that how mother can moves like this …

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Animal Jokes With Lion And Two Funny Americans

Two American were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When asked why he is not running, another American tells: “Why should I be running? It is you who has thrown the sand …

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American Jokes On Father Son

Dad to his Friend: My wife is unhappy because our son is marrying an american girl. Friend : I am happy because he is not marrying an american boy.

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Singapore Jokes On Miss Universe Contest With Miss American Miss Australia And Miss Singapore

There is this miss universe contest…..and the 3 finalists are miss american, miss australia, and miss singapore. Now….the judges are asking 3 questions to the finalists.. the 1st question is: “name me an electrical appliance starting with the letter l…”miss american is as confident as ever, and replies straight away:”..lamp…”. …

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Christmas Jokes On Two Young Boys

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. “I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE… I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO… I PRAY FOR …

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Santa Jokes On Christmas Special

When Santa is on the beach what do the elf’s call him? Sandy Claus What do you call Santa’s-father’s-sister? Auntie Claus What do you call Santa’s annual barn dance? A Ho, Ho, Ho Down! What does Santa write on his Christmas cards? ABCDEFGHIJK_ MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L , No-L)! What did Mary …

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Christmas Jokes For Kids Special

Sarah and her thirteen-year-old sister had been fighting a lot this year. This happens when you combine a headstrong two-year-old, who is sure she is always right, with a young adolescent. Sarah’s parents, trying to take advantage of her newfound interest in Santa Claus, reminded the two-year-old that Santa was …

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Christmas Jokes Question Answer Round

What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake Tarzipan ! Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey like everyone else ! What did the dog breeder get when she crossed an Irish Setter with a Pointer at Christmastime? A …

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Christmas Jokes On Entering Heaven

Entering Heaven:- Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.” The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a …

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Jokes On American Girl

A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little American girl next door. The American little girl is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. She is wearing a fireman’s hat and has the wagon tied …

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