Friday , September 22 2017
Home / Merry Christmas Wishes / Christmas Jokes With Very Special Question Answers

Christmas Jokes With Very Special Question Answers

What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?
My pop is bigger than yours !

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey – he’s always stuffed !

What bird has wings but cannot fly ?
Roast turkey !

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
Your teeth !

We had grandma for Christmas dinner ?
Really, we had turkey !

Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations ?
You get tinsel-itus !

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?
Grave-y !

About Tom

Internet Enterprenuer, blogger & joker!

Check Also

Merry Christmas Wishes With Blessing

May the Divine Light of Christmas Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good …