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Chuck Norris Jokes About Contrary to popular belief

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia,

Is the most venomous creature on earth.

Within 3 minutes of being bitten,

A human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

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