Chuck Norris Top 10 Jokes Funniest Jokes Collection

1.Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

2.When Chuck Norris says “More cowbell”, he MEANS it.

3.Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin’ about.

4.Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

5.Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

6.Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.

7.Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

8.Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.As President Roosevelt said: “We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris.”

9.Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

10.It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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