Short SMS Jokes On Facebook
Q: Why some people called Facebook like a Jail?
A: You have profile with picture, you sit whole day write on wall, and you got poked by guys,even you do not really know them!
Q: Facebook like a refrigerator, why?
socho…… socho……
A: Because after few minutes,you open it then close it to see what’s there any new things.
Q: Why are you creating Account of Facebook with the name of “Nobody”?
A: Because when someone post there something stupid stuff ,you could say “Nobody Likes to see this!
Q: When will it be called If MySpace, Facebook and Twitter marriage under one super social networking ?
A: They call it “My Twit Face”
Nirmal Baba ke Totke
Ladka :- Baba Ji mere FB account mai LIKES Or COMMENT Nhi Aatey,
Nirmal Baba :- Last Time FB Kab KHOLA Tha,
Ladka :- Baba 3 Din Phele khola tha,
Nirmal Baba :- Pure Din Main Kitni Baar FACEBOOK kholte ho,
Ladka :- 3-4 Baar
Nirmal Baba :- konsa Browser use krte Ho ?
Ladka :- Baba Opera
Nirmal Baba :- Bus Yahi Se Kripa Rukki hui hai , Jaao aur account ko mozilla Browser Say Kholo,
Sab thik ho Jayegaa..
Q: How my ex-girlfriend/boyfriend feel so angry?
A: So angary If Facebook banned their profile pic and sent them back to Myspace!
Q: What will happen If hackers shut off Twitter for one day?
A: Twitterers were relegating to communicate the old fashion way,through the Facebook!
Q: What did twitterer say before committing the suicide?
A: My FB can remarry!!!
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