What color socks do bears wear?
They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet!
What to polar bears eat for lunch?
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A panda bear rolling down a hill!
What is black and white and red all over?
A panda bear with a sunburn!
Why do bears have fur coats?
Because they look silly wearing jackets!
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A bear-faced lyre!