Funny Bear Animal Jokes For Kids

What color socks do bears wear?
They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet!

What to polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!

What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!

What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A panda bear rolling down a hill!

What is black and white and red all over?
A panda bear with a sunburn!

Why do bears have fur coats?
Because they look silly wearing jackets!

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A bear-faced lyre!

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