Q: What is black and white and black and white and black and white and?
A: A penguin falling down the stairs!
Q: When does a teacher carry birdseed?
A: When there is a parrot-teacher conference!
Q: What is a polygon?
A: A dead parrot!
Q: What kind of bird works at a construction site?
A: The crane!
Q: Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
A: Because if it lifted both legs it would fall over!
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it’s too far to walk!