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Funny Jokes In Hindi

Funny Jokes In Hindi

एक आदमी Ne पप्पू से Pucha

आदमी: “Beta  तुम्हारी उम्र kya है?”

बच्चा: “जी,  house  में 14, School  में 12,  Train  में 7 और Facebook  पे 19 साल का हूँ”

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Husband Wife Funny Jokes

Wife – Aaj, तुम Goa जा रहे हो तो मुझे अपने sath क्यों नहीं le जाते?

Husband – अरे पगली, Koi  होटल जाता है To  टिफिन साथ Lekar जाता है क्या?

 

Ek Pathan Bhaisaab Ne Apni Pyari Biwi Ko Goli Maar Di,

Reason : Usne Sirf Itna Kha Tha Ki Mein Apni Zindagi

“Shaan” Aur “Shoukat” ke Saath Jina Chahti Hu.

Aur Pathan Saab Ji Gandi Soch …..

Vo Shaan Aur Shoukat Ko Do Alag Alag Insaan Smaj Gae.

 

Marta Hua Husband  Apni Patni se  Bola

Husband  “Almari Se Tera Pura Gold Set Maine Hi Chori Kiya Tha”

Wife : Rote Hue Boli: “Koi Baat Nai ”

Husband : “Tere Bhai Ne Jo Tujhe Amanat Di Thi Na Pura 1 Lakh Wo Bhi Mene Hi Chori  Kiye”

Wife : “Mene Phir Bhi Aapko Maaf Kiya”

Husband : “Teri Kameti Ke Sare Paise Bhi Mene  Chori Kiye The”

Wife: “Koi Baat Nhi Ji, Aapko Zehar Bhi Mene Hi Diya Hai Ji, So Ho Gea Na Hisab Barabar“

Husband Wife Jokes In Hindi

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Boyfriend Girl Friend Funny Jokes

2 Girls Were meeting At A Club.

1st  Was Ugly And The Other lone Was gorgeous.

Pappu Came along with Walked in a straight line To The Ugly Girl.

Pappu: “Hi”

Ugly Girl: “Hi Ji”

Pappu: “Want to  Dance?”

Ugly Girl (keyed up): “Yes, yes Why Not”

Pappu: “Ok, Go And hop, Give Me Your place Let Me chat Your Friend.“

Friendship sms

Whenever boys vomit, parents says kaminey Pi Kar aaya tha,

Whenever  girls vomit,  parents says kaun tha vo kamina,

Moral : Whoever vomits boys are forever kaminey…

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Teacher Student Funny Jokes

एक Student ने टेस्ट पेपर के SATH 100 रुपए का नोट Attach किया और Likh dia..
एक marks के एक रुपए

Teacher ने उसे 61 रुपए vapis भेजे और  likha…

Tumhe  39 मार्क्स Mile हैं। छुट्टे apne पास ही rakho… और तुम fail हो!

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Funny Sweet Girl

Santa Banta Funny Jokes 

Ek दिन संता को फांसी लगने Vali थी। जेलर ने पूछा Koi आखिरी ख्वाहिश।

Santa- मुझे फांसी Dete वक्त मेरे पैर ऊपर Aur सिर नीचे रखना Sahib।

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa: क्यों रो रहे हो Banta…?

Santa: मेरी मुर्गी मर gai…

Banta: चुप हो जा, Mera बाप मरा था, तब Bhi मैं इतना Nhi रोया…

Santa: तेरा बाप अंडे Deta था Kya…!!!

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