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Baniya: Yeh kela(banana) kidda  dvega?

Shopkeeper:  Rs.1

Baniya: 60 Paisa da dvega ?

S.K: 60 paise vich  ta  sirf chilka milega ji.

Baniya: Ley parar phir 40 paisay, chilka tu rakh te  kela mainu de.

 

Baniya on death time

My wife, kithe hai tu ?

Wife: haan ji mai ithe hi haan.

My sons daughters tusi kithe ho?

Yes, Papa ji ithe hi haan.

Baniya:Bai je sare ithe ho ta Ta phir bar wala fan kyu on kita pea hai.

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Baniya 14th floor to neche giria

Girde time usne apni ghar di khirki vicho

apni wife nu roti pakande hue dekhia

ta chikka mar ke  bolea

MERI ROTI NA BANAI!

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Jindagi behaal hai,

sur hai naa taal hai,

vicharo ki kya hadtal hai,

SMS box kangaal hai,

ek sms bhej dvo,

mera mobile di jindagi da sawal hai.

 

Exam ik  G’Friend di tra hai

a. Bhot sare  ques.

b. Samaj ta bahr

c. Bhot saria  explanation

d. Par End vich result Result hamesha ‘fail’.

 

Ki  ankha ne, Ki glla ne, Ki chehra tu paya hai..

Idda  lagda hai jidda…. Jidda…Jidda

Peepal de ped to BHOOT utar ke aaya hai.

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Baniya ne sheikh NU khoon dey ke usdi jaan bachai.

Sheikh ne usnu MERCEDEZ gift diti.

Sheikhnu  phir khoon di zarorut pai,

Baniya ne phir khoon dita

Is  var Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kite,

Baniya:Ghusse naal, mercedez kyu nhi diti?

Sheikh:Munna…!! Hun mere ander vi baniye da khoon dor reha hai

 

Baniya newspaper office janda hai te puchda hai:

Mera Chacha Mar geya hai, print karan de ki charges hongey?

NewsPaper: Rs.55 per word.

Baniya: Oh bohat ziyada hai ji, Acha tusi likho “Chacha Guzar Gaye”.

Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 to 7 words

Baniya: Oh ho! Jara sochan deo….. Acha tusi likho……. ……… .

Chacha Guzar Gaye – Hero Honda  for Sale contact .

 

Baniya to Taxi Driver: CP vale gurudware jayega ke?

Taxi Driver: Han ji jaon ga.

Baniya ne jaib vicho lunchbox nikalea te keha:

Wapsi te langar da khana le ke  aana.

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Baniya nu bhoot chimar geya ,

3 din baad bhoot aap hi ik Tantrik de  kol geya te bolia,

Tantrik sahab mainu bahar kddo..! Warna mein ta bhookha hi mar java ga

 

Titanic de naal Baniya vi Dob Reha si

Te  Hassi vi ja rea si

Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Reha Hai?

Baniya: Shukar kar Main Return Ticket Nhi si  Kharedia

 

Girl of 1981: Ayi bahar hai…jia bekarar hai… aaja moray balma tera intezaar hai.

Girl of 2013 : Ayi bahar hai…jia bekaraar hai… aaja moray balma warna dusra bilkul tayar hai.

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Ek police Inspector de ghar chori ho rhi si.

Wife: Utho ji, dekho ghar vich chori ho rhi hai.

Police Inspector: Mainu sone deo, main iss time duty te nhi haan.

 

Viaah vich ek pathan bahut der tak khana kha reha si.

Kisi ne poochia kad tak khaoge?

Pathan: Mein ta khud kha-kha ke dukhi aa chukka haan, Par ki kra card vich likha si Dinner 7 PM to 10 PM.

 

Foreigner Santa to Indian Banta: Hamare desh mein  to shaadi E-Mail se hoti hai.

Banta replies: Par sadde ithe  ta Female snaal hi hondi hai.

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Biwi da antim saskar karke ek banda ghar ja reha si

ki bijli chamki, baadal garje, te  baarish hoi.

Bnada bolia: Lagda hai ponch gai.

 

Girlfreind ik beauty hai te wife is duty hai ,

GF ik springroll hai te wife ik dabbagol hai,

GF ik chuski hai te  wifebri risky hai,

GF ik  tootyfrootyhai  wife bri kismat footy hai.

 

Song  by Machhar Ustad –

Bhige honth tere,

pyasa Dunk mera.

Lage Amrit saa mujhe khoon tera.

Kabhi mere sath koi rat gujaar.

Tujhe subah taak suja du yaar….

 

Santa soon de time 2 glass kol rakhda hai.

Ek vich paani te ek Khaali. Dsso kyu ?

socho

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socho

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Hor  socho

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kyunki pyas lag vi sakdi hai te nhi vi..

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Doctor to Santa: Tuhadda te tuhaddi  biwi da blood group ik hi hai ? Sardar: Hoega jaroor hoega; 26 saala to  mera hi ta khoon pee rhi hai……

 

Ek aadmi Sadhu nu  kehnda hai , meri G’Friend bot pareshan kardi hai,

koi upay dsso. Sadhu bolia, mere kol  upay honda ta mai sadhu kyu banda ?

 

Ik Banda Santa nu puchda hai  ”Akal vddi ja bhains ?” Santa thodi der sochn to baad

“Pehla dono di Date o Birth dus.

 

AAJ Kal de Mundia di  prayer  for GOD:

“RADHE RADHE- Kudi fassade

HARE MURARI Par hove kuvari.

JAI HANUMAAN DI hove sadde haan di.

JAI KALI Di hove kise paisa vale di .

 

Santa Kidda ik Lion nu maar sakda ?

Pehla Santa aap poison pi lve ga phir sher nu khega hun mar ke kha ke dikha..

 

Purshotam Bhagvaan Shri Ram Nu LANKA te attack karan lai  500 BANDER chaide ne, 499 pahuch gaye.

SMS Milde he niklo. Te bolo JAI SRIRAM

 

**FREE Rehn Lai**

**FREE LUNCH Lai **

FREE BREAKFAST Lai

* FREE DINNER Lai  *

FREE SECURITY Lai

DIAL 100 dro te bolo “dva ik kaan de niche”

 

Tuhadde sir te singh hai ke?

dekho ta

phir to dekh jra

Nahi hai ? ..

sachmuch nhi hai?

koi gal nhi GADHE de vi nhi honde..

 

TUSI bare hi gr8 ho

RASGULLE di pl8 ho,

PEPSI da cr8 ho,

ANDE  da oml8 ho,

SMS KARAN VICH bade le8 ho,

JALEBI Di tarah stra8 ho,

KHER jo Vi ho mere fevr8 ho…!

 

Ghandhi ji vi nhi rhe,

Nehru ji vi chale gaye,

Subhash ji vi gujar gae,

MERI VI TABIYAT KUCH THIK NAHI REHDI…

Is desh Da kI hoega ???

 

Agar duniya vich kuch kar ke dikhana hai ta sun meri gal;

Haathi de upar shirshasan kar  te photu khinchva.

Hun, us photo nu ulta latka ke duniya nu dikha.

 

Hasdi  si hasaati si,

Valla Nu lehrandi si,

kuch soch ke sharmandi si,

phir kuch soch ke muskurati si….

AAJ PATA LGIA – SALI PAGAL SI !!! …..

 

Chand Te Kaali Ghata Chai ta hoegi,

Sitarea nu vi Muskurahat Aaee ta hogi,

Tu Lakh Chupa Dunia to, magar Akele vich tainu meri  shakal te hansi aaee ta hoegi…

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