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Hilarious Jokes

Hilarious Jokes In English

Santa To T.T Master

Sir When Will come express ?

T.T – At 6 Pm

Santa : And Local ?

T.T : At 8 Pm

Santa : And Maal Gari ?

T.T : At 9 Pm

T.T : Tell me where you want to go ?

This Hilarious Jokes Posted By Shanker Singla

 

Santa : Actually I don’t want to go anywhere I just want to do Potty on this Railway Line.

Once a Engineer, One MBA Student and Santa Singh was going in to the boat to cross the river.

Suddenly The evil comes there and said to all of them,

Put some amazing thing in to this river that I can’t find

But If I find I will Kill That person and If I fail to find I will make his servant for life time

First Turn is Engineer, He through his ring , The evil find it in two minutes and kill him

Second turn is MBA student: He Through a sim card of his mobile, The evil find it and also kill him

Now last turn is Santa Singh, He through Crocin Tablet, That mix in to the water and Evil fails to find it

Moral : Don’t take panga with Sardars

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Hilarious Jokes In Hindi

Sir – Student  Just show me ur mothers’  signatures

student ki not book par kuch is tarah likha hua tha @@@@@

Sir–  what’s this what is ur mom’s name?

student – Sir , Jalebi Bai

 

This Hilarious Jokes Posted By Nidhi

Teacher: Ek candle jalane ko 1 MATCHIS KI TILI  lage toh 20 candle ke lie kitni tilia lagegi?

Student: Janab ek hi lgegi.

Teacher: Vo keyse?

Student: Ek ko jala kE baki sab usi candle se jala lo

 

Meri Eyes Rakh Lo

Mujhe Kuch Dreams Dedo

Jisme Teri Sundar Jhalak Ho

Aesi  ik Sharab Dedoo

Chalo Choro Ji Sari Bate Ko,

Aap Aisa Kro

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TWO Roti Or Sarso Ka Saag de do.

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Hilarious Jokes In Punjabi

Boy: Tuhaddi sandle bahut sohni hai !

Girl: Haan utaar ke dikhava  ke?

Boy:Chal  hat pagli isto  acchi ta teri salwar hai

 

This Hilarious Jokes Posted By Payal Khanna

Lai Bai ek sher sun,

Sher vi Tu, Te Cheeta vi Tu

Ah ha ha ?

Sher vi Tu, Te Cheeta vi Tu

Te

Bandron di Race vich “Jeeta” vi Tu

 

Muh Nu gora karan de 3 tarike

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Mainu  pta si tu zaroor padhega

Shakal dehi hai apni , kdde eh vi gori ho sakdi hai !

Fair & lovely laga lea kar

Rab de ghar dair hai par andher nai

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