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Ek baar ki baat hai ki 3 fruits aapas mein baat karte hai. Apple: Mujko to sub dho kar aur kaat kar khaate hai.   Amrud:Tumhe kya mujko bhi sub dho ke phir kaat kar khate hai

 

Funny PIC of Guava jokes

Fruits jokes with funny pic of fruits

Apple, shanti se chup chaap baithe hue banana se bolta hai ki tu chup kyu hai bhai?   Banana:Main kya bolu mujko to batate hue hi saram aa hri hai, mujhe to sub nanga karke khate hai .

Hindi jokes on banana with pics

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Jokes in Hindi On Husband And Wife :-

Jokes in Hindi On Husband And Wife :-
Husband:Darling tumse shaadi karne ke baad mujhe ek bahut hi bada faayda hua ha!

Wife:Woh kya ji?

Husband: Mujko mere gunaaho ki saza mere jeete jee hi mil gayi.

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Husband -Dekho ji Ek writer ne kya likha hai ki!

“Husband ko bhi ghar ke mamlo mein bolne ka pura haq hona chahiye”

Wife -oh ho dekh lo ji yeh bechara bhi likh hi paya,Bol to yeh bhi Nahi Saka.

Jokes On Pati Patni Aur Beta:-

Wife : Ae ji sunto ho, aajkal apna ladka ne bahut paise uddane shuru kar rakhe hai,
Aur Jahan bhi chupati hu,yeh dhoondh hi leta hai

Husband:Ab ki baar is ki books mai chupa dena, exam tak dhundh hi nai paayega!

Hindi Jokes on Bus Conductor’s Wife:-

Ek aadmi ne bus main conductor se poochha,
Bhai saab app kitne ghante bus mai rahte ho?

Conductor: Ji 24 Ghante

Aadmi : Wo kaise Bhai!

Conductor: Ji 9 Ghante Bus aur baki ke 15 Ghante Biwi ke Bus mai.

Jokes in Hindi On Anniversary Gift by Husband:-
Shadi ki saal girah par pati apni patni ke liye ek gulab ka phul le kar aa gea.
Patni: Yeh kya mujhe to koi sone ki chij do..
Pati :o k yeh lo takiya aur so jao.

Husband Wife at shoping maal:-
Patni :- Kitni ajib bat hai ki mere paas saree ka border hai par saree nhi,
Shishi hai par sent nhi,anguthi hai par necklace nhi!
pati:Mera bhi to yhi haal hai, Mere paas paras hai par paise nhi…

Picture jokes of husband

funny husband pic jokes

 

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