Jokes Of Husband Wife In Court
Wife to Judge :Sir, I want to divorce from this man!
Judge : But tell me the reason for divorce ?
Wife : My husband is not reliable, Just see my three kids not a single kid resemble like him.
Husband Wife Funny Idea :
Husband : At his last movement called his wife sofia !
Wife : Yes, My dear!!!
Husband : Promise me after my death, you will marry with John,
Wife : But Dear, he is your enemy!
Husband : I know, I suffer all my life so my wish is he must suffer now.
Husband Wife Jokes With Times Changed :
A 40 years man talking his friend,
1st year of my marriage :When I came from my office my wife bring my slippers and my dog run around barking
After 10 years : Now when I come from office, my dog bring my slippers and my wife come around barking.
Husband Getting Trouble Because Of Wife :
A man asking a Husband, Why are you looking in tension ?Is there any thing wrong with you ?
Husband : I am going to be Papa next month!
Man : Oh that’s the great news ?
Husband : What Great about it , My wife does not know about that!!!!!!
Wife Asking From Husband :
What is my habit you most like in me?
The options are my Beauty Or my sense of humor
Husband : Darling I just like your joking habit as you say.