Masterji: raju oxford ka matlab kya hota hai?
Raju: masterji ox means bail and ford means gaddi = bail gaddi
Why did the child study in the aeroplane ?
Why did the child study in the aeroplane ? He wanted a higher education !
Child : Mom isbar hum sare patake is shop se lenge.
Mom : lekin beta ye toh girls hostel hai.
Child : Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai.
Teacher asks children, what do you wish to do in future?
Ram : I want to be a pilot.
Vinod : I want to be a doctor.
Deepa : I want to be a good mother.
Ravi : I want to help Deepa.
Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?
Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.
Baccha : Itana pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?
Bhola: Itne kum marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine oos master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
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