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Funny Punjabi Jokes On Punjabi Munda :-

Ek vaar ek doctor Punjabi munde De Pair de Taanke kholan lai Aaya,
Dr – Beta Who dekho Upar ki hai, Sone di Chidiya,
Baccha – Tu saleya Thale Dekh,Hor pta lgge Pair Wadd dita,
Vadda aaya Chidi Da Mama…

 

Funny Punjabi Jokes

 

 

 

 

 

 

Punjabi Jokes on CM Sahib :-

Ik vaar di gal hai, bohot lok ikathe ho ke CM Sahib de ghar murre nahre lgga rhe si.
“CM Sahib Zindabad, CM Sahib ki jai ho”

Deputy CM: Janab, assi ehna lokan nu na te bijli diti te na pani dita,

Fir vi eh lok sanu zindabad kyu keh rahe ne.

CM: Oye marjanea, eh sub oh lok ne jehde generators te inverters di supply karde ne.

Jokes in punjabi

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Punjabi jokes on Gabru Jawan Aashiq:-

Ik vaar ik Munda ik kudi de piche piche ja reha si,
Kudi: Ve tenu sharam nai aundi,
Teri Maut hi tenu bula rahi hai,
Tenu Darr nai lagda meri bebe Vi piche-piche aa rahi hai,

jokes in punjabi with funny pic

Munda: Ni assi Aashiq Ha Khandaani Kurie,
Sade Bajurg Vi apna farz Nibhande ne,
Fikar na Kar kurie teri Bebe Piche sade Bapu yaar vi aa rahe ne…


 

Punjabi Funny Jokes On Ghar Vala Te Ghar Vali (Pati Patni) Aur Sharab:-

Ik sarabi husband apni wife nu call Karda Hai,

Pati: Sohna aaj main ghar nhi Aa Sakda pea,

Patni: Kyu ji, ki hoia?

Pati: Meri Car Da na Stering te gair dono chori ho chuke ne,

Thori time bad Pati phir to phone karda hai,

Pati :Shona main ghare Aa reha Haan,

Patni: Hune hune ta tusi mana kardita si,

Pati:O mai galti naal Pichli Seat te beth giya c…

 

Aalu Da Itihaas(History Of Potato):-
Ik vaar di gall hai Aalu ne Phindi nu I Love You da sms send kita,

Bhindi gusse vich aa ke boli, veh tu vekh nai sakda tu kina motta hai te kini patli,

Tainu sharam nhi aundi,

Bus oh din te aaj da din tusi Aalu ne inia sabjia fssa ditia kiAalu-Gobi

Aalu-Shimla Mirch
Aalu-Mattar
Aalu-Palak
Aalu-Kofta

Te phindi aaj vi akeli hi ghumdi hai

Moral:-Hankar kro par Mundia agge naI…

 

Jokes in punjabi on bhindi te aalu

 

 

Husband Wife Punjabi Jokes :-

Wife Nu Begum Kyu Kehnde Ne ?

Kyuki Viaah to baad sare Gum ta aadmi te plle reh jande ne

Te wife ho jandi hai Begum.

Wife : Viaah to pehla ta tusi mainu har roj gift dainde si

Hun ki Tuhanu Sap Sung Gea

Husband: Na pagli ik gal das , Kdde Machhali pakran to baad koi us nu Chara Panda Hai.

 

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