SMS Jokes On Advantages OF kiss :-
Kiss Jokes sms
In a Kiss-
0.75gm Protein Value
0.25gm Fat
0.49gm Chemical With Floric Acid
0.60 Variety of Bacteria will die
This is true.
So catch ur LOVER
Start Kissing and Be Healthy From Today
Funny SMS Jokes On Boys:-
If a boy vomit, parents always says kaminee kam kha leta,
But when girls vomit, parents: kaun tha woh kamina,
Moral: Whenevrer vomits “boys are always kaminey…”
Funny sms Jokes
SMS Jokes Ratt Ke 12 Bjje:-
Raat kE 12 baje girl ne apne boyfriend ko ph kia,
Janu ghar par koi nahi hai,
boyfriend Jaldi se uske ghar poncha..
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Sachmuch koi bhi nahi tha,
Sirf tala laga tha!
Doctor SMS Jokes :-
doctor jokes sms
Doctor:Ajj Kaise Aana Hua?
Banta: Doc sahib, tabiyat Theek Nahi lag rhi, Kidney mein Pain hai
Doctor: Daru Peete ho?
Banta: Haan ji, Par Chota Peg hi Banana.
Man asked: Doctor banne mein kitne Paise lagte hai.
Answer by Medical Student:-
Paisa to Lakho lagte hai,
Par jawani puri kharch ho jaati hai.
SMS Jokes Doctor To Girl:-
Girl: Meri skin soft & sensitive hai.
Aur mera rang bhi kafi gora hai.
Mai sone se pehle kya lgga kar soya karoon?
Doctor: Ji KUNDI
Husband-wife sms jokes
Husband Wife SMS JOKES :-
Wife: Darling, this computer not work as per my command.
Husband Smiles:Exactly darling!
it is a computer,not a Husband…
SMS Jokes On Husband Ki Chori Pakri Gai:-
Wife: Mere paas pkka proof hai ki,
Tumhara chakkar padosan se chal rha hai.
Pati: Acha ji,Kya proof hai?
Biwi: Kal raat Uska Pati tumhari underwear pehan kar aaya tha.
Ap ka kya haal hoga aggar:-
Husband going with his wife in a car and a Callgirl comes to wife and says:-
Paise pehle hi le lena…. Baad mein ye insaan natak karta hai!(Soch Kar Dil Ghabra Gea??)
SMS Question JOKES :-
Question:
Wo kyon si cheeze hai jo patni apne pati ko sari umar nahi deti?
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Socho.. Socho..
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Answer:Chain ki Saans…
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